January 11, 2006

Flipping F#ck3rs

Filed under: General — saucemaster @ 2:40 pm

It always intrigues me when Australia (media and so-called government) decide to get on a moral high horse about whale hunting, considering it was fu#king Australians (and friends) who made the things almost extinct in the first place. Seven news last night reported (with obvious delight) that a protest ship had attacked a whaling ship - they made sure you heard the word Japanese as many times as could fit into their ugly newsreaders mouth (he was moustached I think). They also hinted with joy that they had even contributed to the attack (by buying the video and thereby aiding the attackers financially). I call to people of all other races apart from whites to kill and skin white Australians in fishing boats found in their waters. I also suggest they send the dried skins to the seven news fan club and allege that they were helped by seven news:


Fan Mail
If you would like to send fan mail to a celebrity from your
favourite Channel Seven program, please use the following
address:
Seven News Freaks
C/O Channel Seven Sydney
PO Box 777
PYRMONT NSW 2009

I wonder if that would be funny??…for me yes…if only to see seven news screw itself in it’s own arsehole.

Seriously now, what about these goddamn barnacled bastards!

During the 1790’s and early 1800’s whaling ships, mainly from Britain, visited ports in New South Wales and Tasmania to unload whale products, but commercial whaling in Australia really developed during the late 1820’s.

Whalers obtained oil from the whales for use as lamp fuel, lubricants, candles and as a base for perfumes and soaps. Baleen was used in the 19th century in corsets, whips and umbrellas.

Whaling was Australia’s first primary industry. Hunting was initially carried out from small boats and the whales were towed back to a shore station for processing. The main species caught was the southern right whale; so named because it was slow moving (making it easy to catch), and once killed, the whale would float. It was simply the “right” whale to catch.

By 1845 twenty six thousand whales had been killed by Australians, and by 1935 there were so few southern right whales remaining that whaling ceased and they became protected internationally.

Before World War II, most hunting for humpback whales near Australia took place on the west coast and in Antarctic waters. Between 1936 and 1938 more than 12,000 humpback whales were killed. In 1939 a ten year moratorium on humpback whaling was declared to allow the numbers to increase. After the lifting of the moratorium, 18,00 whales were caught and processed (between 1949 and 1963) at Carnarvon, Point Cloates and Albany in Western Australia. The population there was reduced to about 800 whales. On the east coast of Australia, humpback whaling was initially much less intense and very few whales were taken before 1949. However, by 1956 whaling stations were operating at Norfolk Island and Moreton Island (near Brisbane) in Queensland, and at Byron Bay and Eden in New South Wales. Between 1950 and 1962 nearly 12,5000 humpbacks were killed and processed along the east coast.

Sourced from ( http://www.bigvolcano.com.au/human/whaling.htm ).

Disclaimer: I don’t agree with killing whales unless you can burn the bastards as a nice big candle and sell the rest of the body back to the whale family it came from… the same goes for the white Australians…yeah..but no….but yeah..but no..

Of course killing Australians is a joke and whales too, except if you can make a nice perfume out of them or something, I like a nice whale perfume…

January 4, 2006

Channel-R’s Forbidden Filipino Love

Filed under: General, Music — saucemaster @ 11:15 am

I call Briz31 Channel-R, because generally it’s the most racist, the most religious and the most rabid of the channels we have. It generally appeals to a majority of white football adoring FHM reading cricket watching womanising war loving tit/mechanical perverts (which I estimate is 45% of Australia - almost all rubber necked males).

But I have discovered something wonderful amongst all the thorns on this more often than not shit fucked up channel. Who would have thought they of all people would air a Filipino Music show? But they have, and I highly recommend it.

Filipino Rock music or PinoyRock has a long history in the Philippines… but it really had a massive surge in the late 90’s and early 00’s. I’ve liked quite a lot of the music aired on Channel-R so maybe you will too.

Actually, the music show PinoymusicMax is probably more fun to watch then the music clips anyway. The hosts are dressed in what looks to be an old Star Trek uniform and talk about extremely strange and sometimes perverse topics whilst making weird faces at you (between clips). It beats up that Video Hits shit without even trying - God I hate that knob-shite show.
Have a look yourself, it’s on tonight - Briz31 7:30 PM - 8:00 PM and every Wednesday at that time.

PinoyRock - Barbie Almalbis / Barbie's Cradle

Abusing Your Cat’s Rights

Filed under: General — saucemaster @ 9:56 am

No, you don’t need to call the RSPCA (at least not yet anyway). CZP and I found one of the most horrifying things ever to be seen on the Internet quite a few years ago. We recently remembered and went around looking for it again - to find the same video footage that had made us cringe in delightful horror. Yes, it’s “Cat Dancing”. We had been discussing how it could only be in America that people try to dance with their f3cking cats, but after looking at the site, we found evidence that this is wholly a New Zealander phenomenon. Watch the video if you can stomach it, and listen to the specialised cat dancing music - complete with feline hissing and growling. Where do I sign up for classes?


Cat Dancing - Do You Dare to Watch the Video?