Saucemaster

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This is a picture of some guy the Saucemaster used to know, who is in india. Beside him is a little monkey guy, I’m not sure what he is but he’s cool!

You all remember him, he’s the guy that picks apart your code but can’t actually write a for loop, he’s the guy who asks questions he knows the answers in an attempt to make you look ridiculous in a team meeting because you took a minute to think and then he answers it himself anyway… what a cunt right?

It seems that something happened to the quintessential programmer fuck-tickle over the festive season because he came back from the New Year a new person. It’s hard to know what happened to him, but now he is basically normal, joining in discussions without becoming violently passionate, no longer trying to show you up in front of other people and now all round pleasantly mannered and possibly even human.

So what was the cause of this metamorphosis?

• A visit from the Christmas ghost, showing him the errs or his ways?
• The alien that created him now finally got the quintessential_programmer_fuck_tickle.ActLikeAHuman(); function to work properly?
• A visit from Santa which resulted in 17 stitched to his anus?
• A visit to a pub on New Year’s Eve which resulted in 17 stitched to his anus?
• The rabbit in his head at the controls gained some humanity after watching “Life is Beautiful”
• He really wanted to go to the German Club so he reformed his arsehole side?

I don’t know which of these it was, but I’m glad the guy is now more normal. Last Friday he was granted his first trip to the German Club with us, will it last?


while(quintessential_programmer_fuck_tickle.Happy)
{
  quintessential_programmer_fuck_tickle.ActLikeAHuman();
  quintessential_programmer_fuck_tickle.GermanClubVisits++;
}
quintessential_programmer_fuck_tickle.ActLikeACunt();
quintessential_programmer_fuck_tickle.GermanClubVisits = 0;