October 9, 2006

Photoshop: An Epic Sequel

Filed under: Art, Culture, General, Ralph Macchio, Saucemaster — brewen @ 11:30 am

Considering this title, Delicatessen 2: mr miyagi’s sushi train, one is first digusted and then one comes to a realisation: it all explains the disappearance of Daniel in Karate Kid 4. Was Hilary Swank fed long shanks of Daniel’s calf on a bed of rice and vinegar in Karate Kid 4? It’s possible, after all, Miyagi-san only hints at the fate of Daniel in the film. If nothing else, it would definitely explain why Hilary Swank’s face looks that way.

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Amended KK Timeline

  1. The Karate Kid 1984
  2. The Karate Kid, Part II 1986
  3. The Karate Kid, Part III 1989
  4. Delicatessen 2: mr miyagi’s sushi train circa 1990
  5. The Karate Kid, Part IV, The Next Karate Kid 1994

Photoshop: Pinoy Guitar Star

Filed under: Art, General, Ralph Macchio, Saucemaster — brewen @ 10:18 am

Few of you would remember ralph macchio’s days of struggle as a little known amateur on pinoy radio. Before his rise to fame as the karate kid, ralph was known affectionately as ‘little happy ralph boy’, on the underground fillipino american live radio circuit.

This official saucemaster version patch of the macchio radio station based in Manila, is an ideal patch for any jacket, be it an eastern german green or a leather bike chapter - carry sauce with you.

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August 27, 2006

From Reseda to the Hills, On Location with The Karate Kid

Filed under: Ralph Macchio — sausage @ 9:52 pm
July 28, 2006

Macchio Type A

Filed under: Ralph Macchio, Saucemaster — saucemaster @ 9:44 am

Saucemaster’s own T-shirt design…would you dare to wear this proudly?

Macchio Type A

July 13, 2006

Reseda Street Art

Filed under: Ralph Macchio — saucemaster @ 8:32 am

With the risk of over-macchio’ing Saucemaster at the moment, I have one more thing to add. I was greatly inspired by the street artists in Catching the Fly documentary, who are pasting Ralph’s face on walls and buildings anonymously. I especially like how they don’t want anyone to know who’s doing it, but Ralph’s face will be everywhere. I looked around the web for the image they used but couldn’t find anything. So I’ve made a reproduction. One day I’d like to paste this somewhere as well.

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Macchio Doppleganger

Filed under: Ralph Macchio — saucemaster @ 7:52 am

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When I first saw the image above, in the post Sausage had added recently, I was sure that I was looking at a young Ralph singing his lungs out with nasty hippy hair. After actually watching the video, it obviously wasn’t Ralph at all but some Texan daughter of the klu klux klan. Even now though, it still really looks like him I think.

July 6, 2006

Catching the Fly - The Karate Kid Fan Documentary

Filed under: Ralph Macchio — sausage @ 8:58 pm

CURRENTLY IN POST-PRODUCTION: This documentary examines the impact of the movie, The Karate Kid. Traveling across the globe to meet Karate Kid fans, the film exposes the far-reaching effects of the classic 80’s hit. While searching for the fans, our host trains to fight in a real karate tournament, just like Daniel-San.

http://karatekidfan.com

Karate Kid 1.5

Filed under: Ralph Macchio — sausage @ 8:45 pm

From the movie Crossroads, wherein Ralph Macchio battles Steve Vai on guitar, and a black “Miyagi” plays the mouth organ.

Ralph Macchio At Eighteen

Filed under: Ralph Macchio — sausage @ 5:57 pm

Was this Ralph’s big break in 1979, the year of the Sauce?