http://saucemaster.info The Saucemaster is undeniably the most outrageous Internet personality to come out of Harare, Zimbabwe. Now living in Australia this is his thoughts and dreams and that of his friends [also]. Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:41:15 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en At work most people receive multitudes of emails not related to anything they do or want to know about... QHealth is no different. What's funny is when an email like below is sent without any context to the entire 100,000,000 user base of the filthy orgainsation... Colleagues, Justin was readmitted to ... http://saucemaster.info/2007/11/13/a-group-email-without-context/ I ruin earphones for my iPod regularly. And its always the same: a wire starts to break inside the cable shielding, usually near the plug, causing one of the buds to intermittently cut out. It started happening again last week, with the Panasonic RP-HV152 earphones I've been using ... http://saucemaster.info/2007/11/13/not-really-a-review-of-the-yuin-pk3s/ http://saucemaster.info/2007/11/07/omfg/ Remember that brown, turd-like MP3 player from Microsoft called Zune? And what do you get if you play that record backwards? "Don't use my anus..." http://saucemaster.info/2007/10/28/microsoft-scatology/ http://saucemaster.info/2007/10/27/goodbye-tiger-hello-leopard/ Reporter trades in his PowerBook for a notebook with Microsoft's new OS. Wow, this story already sounds like Microsoft-funded pure fiction, kinda like that whole Mac-to-PC switching fraud from a few years ago. The new system font, Segoe UI, is simple and elegant. And don't forget plagiarised. Lucida Grande, the system font ... http://saucemaster.info/2007/10/13/a-mac-user-allegedly-switches-to-vista/ Microsoft Updates Its iPod Competitor "For something we pulled together in six months, we are very pleased with the satisfaction we got," Bill Gates, Microsoft's chairman, said in an interview Tuesday. "The satisfaction for the device was superhigh. The satisfaction on the software actually is where we'd expect to see a ... http://saucemaster.info/2007/10/09/zunetarded/ So Ballmer says that Google reads your email: "Google's had the same experience, even though they read your mail and we don't," Ballmer said, to chuckles and and a couple of gasps in the audience. "That's just a factual statement, not even to be pejorative. The theory was if we read ... http://saucemaster.info/2007/10/09/omfgbbq-google-reads-your-emails-eeks/ Microsoft has been sued over the tragic discovery of an infant immolation easter egg in the Xbox console: Microsoft(MSFT) is asking a court to dismiss a lawsuit filed by an Illinois family that claims their infant died in blaze sparked by a faulty Xbox video game system. Among other things, Microsoft ... http://saucemaster.info/2007/10/09/ballmer-now-killing-babies/ And they said games have no educational value whatsoever... I watched from a sidewalk as these pair of cops managed to accidentally hit the young african-american gentleman's car with their police vehicle. They then exited the police vehicle, pulled the black guy out of his car and shot his face to ... http://saucemaster.info/2007/01/25/gtasanandreas/